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I feel like I generally keep my head above water here as a nice person but once a month I have a night where it’s just too tiring and i have to drown and be an asshole for a bit

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i feel that if it’s a coffee shop au it can’t actually be about the coffee shop

like if it’s just “my name is steve and i run a coffee shop called the patriot! wink wink nudge! here are all of my regular customers - oh look it’s the avengers! wait there is bucky i must have him he’s my fav customer” then I won’t read it

it has to be like 

jesus i can’t even think of a good scenario for superheroes you’re right they’re just too awful

it has to be like the arthureames fic where it’s REALY about arthur overworking himself at his lawyer job and being generally unhappy and having to realize that taking the most successful path in life is not necessarily taking the healthiest path in life, and also eames is there and he runs a coffee shop that arthur goes to

but arthur goes there because he lives off of coffee because he is terrible to himself, and by the end the character realizes what he wants (happiness, health, a slower job, eames, etc.) and has achieved it by struggling through a character arc

Filed under aka it has to be well written i suppose

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MORE ASSASSIN AUS I MEAN DISREGARDING THE FACT THAT MOST OF MY FAVES ARE CANON ASSASSINS THERE SHOULD BE MORE

I love assassin v assassin aus but like they’re getting close to each other but they have to kill each other yes.

Filed under kiransingh reply there's a great arthureames inception fic kinda like this and i always remember ti because there's a picture in it literally embedded in it of tom hardy's face photoshopped onto a giraffe's body